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Friday, August 13, 2010

A Few Tricks I've Learned

There's definitely a few things, no, a lot of things that people don't tell you. I think you can read as many pregnancy books, and talk to as many moms as you can and still you will figure stuff out that people never tell you. Most of mine have been bathroom related. Here's a few things that might help other preggo's or soon to be preggo's.

- My new favorite outfit to wear around the house is a skirt without underwear on. No, not to be sexy, it just makes the bathroom trips way more convenient. No more bending over to pull anything down. Just sit and go.

-On that note, take a book with you to each bathroom trip. If you sit there for at least 3 minutes longer while reading you will pee again. Knock out 2 pees with one sitting.

-With each diaper purchase to build up your stock, also buy a bottle of stool softener. You will need just as many as you can get your hands on.

- Baby powder will be needed pre-baby. It has a wonderful use for the rubbing that now occurs under your boobs, that went from small B cups to now laying on your stomach.

-There will be days where you gross yourself out by totally out eating your hubs with the amount of food and calories you just ingested.



Ashley said...

Hahahaha! This is hysterical. :)

Kim said...

You have such a great sense of humor- I love it! Thanks for sharing - great tips I hope to put to use one day!

Shanny said...

I have to try the book thing... it really does feel like peeing happens every 5 minutes!

Littlest True Blue said...

Ha ha ha! too funny! I totally agree with your second tip: stay on the can longer to eek out more pee! I am always amazed how there seems to be a never ending supply and we have to pee right after going!

Anonymous said...

You are hilarious! Love your humor.

PS - already one closing and another in the works. You are doing well and you're obviously a natural. Congrats!

Lindsay said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha sooo true, all of it!

Anonymous said...

Hahah!! I so agree! I have never been able to outeat my husband and now I'll outeat him and still feel hungry! And sitting in the bathroom a little longer just to pee again...done it. One time I walked out of the bathroom and Hubs so was so concerned I was in there so long he asked if I was ok. And I said, yah, just thought I'd pee a few times while I was in there to save future trips. He just started blankly at me. :)

Miss S said...

Haha! Love the honesty!

Jess said...

Funny!! Keep the stories coming!

Amber said...

Two pees in one sitting, that made me laugh out loud! :)