Thank you all so much for such great suggestions! I will definitely use the "hungover" excuse in times to come. The cleanse/lose weight excuse is such a great one too.
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As unbelievably ridiculous as this story sounds, here's how it all went down.
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Some foreshadowing: No! I did not escape the pregnant question...and it stung, as it always does, to hear it and say no.
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We showed up to the restaurant where 4 out of our party of 8 were there and already ordered a drink from the bar. Easy excuse, "No I'll just wait till we're seated."
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While seated the first round of drinks get ordered. I order wine. I sipped that same glass of wine for about an hour (we were there for over 3). The waitress finally asked if I'd like another glass, I said yes, as I normally would. I sipped a bit of the second glass, and hubs took the rest to the face. Team player.
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We finally leave the restaurant and go to a bar where I though for sure I was in the home stretch. I leaned over the bar close to the the bartender to order hubs a beer, and me a soda water with a twist. (I am typically a vodka drinker so this is perfect for me, so I thought...)
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When I received the drink my friend, my GUY friend, asked "What are you drinking, is there alcohol in that?" I responded shocked and said, "Yeah, it's a vodka-soda with a twist, my fav." He then says, "Are you sure, I thought you were pregnant, are you pregnant?" Me, "No! Are you kidding?! I had two glasses of wine at dinner, and you think I'm pregnant?" He unbelievably says, "Yeah, but you were drinking too SLOW."
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SLOW?!? ARE YOU KIDDING?!?
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Because naturally, it must be written that if your pregnant, as long as you drink slowly, it doesn't affect the baby. Ha. I couldn't believe it. Here I was just trying to have a fun night out yet still, I'm reminded....by a dude.....that I'm not pregnant.
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Wednesday marks the end of my 2WW and I'm scared to death to pee on a stick. I'm scared to death to get my period. I'm just scared to death. I've heard you should always "presume yourself pregnant until proven otherwise" so I guess I'm trying to keep that attitude. However, I fear and plan for the worse. Today is CD29 and last month my cycle was 36 days. So I'm thinking it would be too early to pee on a stick anyway. So I wait. I guess drinking isn't the only thing that seems to happen s l o w l y...
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Tiffany
6 comments:
To slowly!!! LOL! never heard that before.
I believe in the power of positive thinking...just keep telling your self I will get a positive pregnancy result on Wednesday and picture that positive pregnancy stick! It is worth a try and you never know...
What? I can't believe a guy would notice that AND feel the need to comment! I'm sorry. :( Hope the next few days go by quickly for you!
Drinking slowly equals pregnant? and from a guy? WEIRD! Sorry you were questioned though, it sure does sting. I'm praying for you to get awesome news around Wednesday's time, good luck!
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