The Next Step?

If there is one question that stings more then "Are you pregnant?" It would be this one. "What are you doing next?" or, "What's the next step?" That question is so PARALIZING to me it's almost hard to put into words.
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I appoligize to any friends or fam that I've snapped at after this question. For whatever reason this question reminds me of the Cliffhanger game in The Price Is Right. In the world of infertility there are only so many "steps" you can take until SPLAT! Game over. I know we are getting to the end of our options. We are getting near the end of our "next steps" there's only a few more "next steps" we can take...and it's terrifying.
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However, I'm pleased to inform you that we HAVE decided on what steps we are taking this month. We are going to opt for IUI with GFI (Guaranteed Fertilization Insurance). Duh. Don't know why we didn't do this the first 568 cycles. Secondly, to save money, instead of having the dildo cam ultrasound we are going to go through Airport Security. We're sure the body scans will be invasive enough to check on our little follies. Finally we are going to splurge for the UEG (Uterus-Embryo Glue.) That way we will ensure that the embryo will stick to the uterus at least for the first trimester.
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Wish us luck!
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Tiffany